Simon: I wasnt expecting that
Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
do you guys take sneaky photo of your crush?
yeah its called a screenshot
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue