Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
logging onto tumblr near autumn
My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends
❝ Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. ❞
- Things I’ll teach my children (via tierdropp
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.