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moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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"you only watch football because they’re hot"

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it

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clannyphantom:

peanutbutteryummy:

clannyphantom:

when you do your eyebrows wrong you just know the rest of the day is gonna suck

peanut butter

im not gonna tell you how to live your life but what does peanut butter have to do with eyebrows

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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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aduhm:

"free samples!"

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emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

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captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

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dollopheadedmerlin:

A good story

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can come in many forms;

A book,

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a video,

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or a tale.

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It doesn’t matter where it comes from,

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or how it was made,

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as long as it touches

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our

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hearts …

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softens

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our

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souls …

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and

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makes

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us

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feel.

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That is what makes a story.

The End

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shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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