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At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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I want to do this with someone! Now pleasee!

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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when the shower curtain touches your legimage

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obamasdaughter:

simplicitayy:

do you guys take sneaky photo of your crush?

yeah its called a screenshot

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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SAM IS SICK OF DEAN AND CAS’ BULLSHIT

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katara:

everything always happens so much

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

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lusidar:

that is obama

lusidar:

that is obama

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imessaged:

when my little sister was 6 she got stencils and markers for her birthday and one of the first things she drew was thisimage